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By stepping into the Vault, you acknowledge that you are entering an experimental realm. All blueprints, spells, and sensory scrolls shared herein are for imaginative crafting and bath-time exploration only. Results may vary depending on moon phase, water quality, and personal wizardry.

The Alchemist cannot be held responsible for deviations from the scrolls, potion miscasts, or fizz-related anomalies. Refunds will not be granted for cauldrons that bubble too boldly or shimmer less than the stars foretold.

All digital artifacts are final and non-refundable once the portal has been entered and the knowledge unlocked. Reverse-engineering the Vault or summoning forbidden tech will awaken ancient firewalls — and our spirits are tired.

The Vaultkeeper reserves the right to edit, evolve, or vanish any formula without notice. This is a live journey — shaped by the community, infused with magic, and always unfolding.

Mischief-makers will be met with pixel dust and polite banishment. If in doubt, consult the stars. Or better yet, the FAQs.